I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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