I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
