Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
