ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Randomize
