the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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