The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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