wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I skipped work to stalk him.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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