I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
