bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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