I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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