what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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