After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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