I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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