I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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