Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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