Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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