Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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