Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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