Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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