Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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