What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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