Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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