About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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