She's JV to your varsity
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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