ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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