dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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