38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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