You work out of a Hotel?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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