okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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