Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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