I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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