And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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