what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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