Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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