Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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