Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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