Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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