So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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