dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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