Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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