i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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