am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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