My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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