But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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