Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she peed on how many people?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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