I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize