Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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