Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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