There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
