Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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