We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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