so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We are two peas in an std pod
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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