My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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