I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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