some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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