I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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