If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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