There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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