i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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