I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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