I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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