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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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